Much in the vein of the NatLamp series about cabdriver Bernie X, we present to you the ongoing saga of Hartford resident Glastonbury Mannnnnnnn. We do this as a means to
punish the readers offer an alternate voice of wisdom and ethical guidance. I just threw up in my mouth a little. Annotation in the comments section
Francine was a whiz-bang multi-tasker, no matter how she was tied up, she was good at organizing her thoughts...
1. “Nice lips, nice thighs, nice hips / Pussy tighter then a pair of vice grips” – Trina, “How We Do”
2. “Now you see, ain’t no pussy warm as mine / Long as mine” – Lil Kim, “Another”
3. “My chocha’s tighter than a traffic jam” – Lil Kim, “Gimme That”
4. “I got you real good if you can do it from the back/eat my pussy in the shower when its clean and fat” – Kelis, “Whisper Song”
5. “See when you hooked you know that it’s.. so good you gotta go
back
Then it seem like any other chick that you try to stick ya dick in be so
wack
And for some reason it won’t stay up but when you wit me it be way up” –
Three Six Mafia feat. Remy Ma, “Pussy Got Ya Hooked”
6. “Ooh, ooh bitch got the bomb ass pussy” – Foxy Brown, “Bomb Ass”
7. “AS LONG AS THE PUSSY GOOD ITS ALRIGHTAINT GOTTA WORRY ABOUT MY MANCUZ HE
KNOWS MA’S
IS ONE OF A KIND” – Missy Elliott, “Pussycat”
8. “You make me cum, I might flood the block, wet on my socks” – Eve, “Heaven Only Knows”
9. “I get diamonds big ol pearls
brand new cars cuz i got my girl
she
my best friend she keeps it real
i love my pussy, pussy pay my bills
that
pussy pussy, that pussy pussy
that pussy pussy, that pussy pussy
its so
pretty she so sweet
she so good wet and deep” – Jacki-O, “Pussy Real
Good”
10. “Eatin out? This pussy got 4 stars in Zagat attack it
I’m a cunning
linguist twist words round my tongue” – Princess Superstar, “Wet, Wet, Wet”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nztmmPfIT64
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtGswrHctA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I9i5FU8ZC4&NR=1
Cold hearted Oib that rules the night
We decide which is right
And
which is more pornagraphic......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km1QRnzIKpI
