Team in 10th place. Slaves claim 2B Brian Roberts of the Orioles. TRADE: we send the two-headed Yankee closing beast of Robertson and Soriano to the Boys Of Summer for backup ChiSox catcher Tyler Flowers and Dodger Ted Lilly. Slaves release Josh Donaldson.
Redd Foxx is Obi-Wan Kenobi. Kris Kristofferson is Han Solo. Paul Lynde is Grand Moff Tarkin. Donny is Luke Skywalker and Marie is Leia Organa.
Slaves in 16th place---dead last and no one even near us. That's alright. Waiver claim: Francisco Cordero P/TOR. Blockbuster TRADE: Slaves trade the beloved Matt Cain and the aforementioned Cordero to the Stars Of David Staroids for the kid Atlanta SS Tyler Pastornicky and Arizona superstar-to-be Justin Upton. This now reunites J Upton with his brother BJ Upton, another Slaves outfielder.